Recent content by Demi.Human

And yet you still won't put liquid accutane in your asshole? It'll almost certainly be fine probably.

Normal sized nipples to go with my normal sized balls.

I was wearing skin tight everything and a short duster style jacket.

You know what's great about being a Natty, having totally normal sized balls. #regularsizednuts

Someone once said "He's literally the definition of 'don't judge a book by its cover'." to their friends who saw me and thought I'd be a dick bag, but were taken aback at my nature.

Bought a copy of Mens Health 6 weeks ago then this happened. Walked off the end of my street this morning and a couple of guys stood in a doorway moved further into the doorway and went quiet. Just as I was going round corner 15 feet or so away one says the the other. "I thought he was about to...

Me aged six. Check out definition, actually have pectorals, abs and sweep on thige.

Held a door open for some tubby fucks and just as door wa shutting I heard one say, did you see the size on him! And like the grinches heart grew three sizes and Christmas, that what happened to my nuts. Not literally obvious, I have the balls of a ten year old. But I was striding like I was...

If he dies, he dies.

I think I could take drago

Funny you should mention he man, dolph lundgren in masters of the universe was my ideal physique

Ey, am walking heeere

It's morphin' time

There's glucose in sperm? Never knew that.