had to message you this shit cause I'm still laughing about it. so yesterday I decided I was going to go ahead and do my first shot !!!!!! I COULDNT WAIT ANY LONGER.so I kept thinking about all the info that everyone was giving me about how to do the shot. I was the biggest puss ever lol. so step 1) I took the little vial of test 400 out of the box.
step 2) I took the needle out of the wrapper. step 3) I cleaned the bottle with an alcohol pad ( the entire bottle) step 4) I took my 22 gauge needle and pulled back on it till I hit the 4th little line on the side. step 5) I poked the bottle and pushed the air in the bottle, then drew out 3 little lines of fluid out into the needle. step 6) I took a clean pad out and cleaned the right side of my but cheek. step 7) I picked up the needle and flicked the side a few times and then pushed a few drops out to make sure there was no air in it. Step 8) I tried to get the courage up to poke myself, mind you at this point I'm scared to death because everyone told me it was going to hurt with that big of a gauge. I'm standing in my bedroom naked as a jay bird looking in the mirror yelling at myself. ( COME ON YOU PUSSY, YOU CAN DO THIS SHIT. WHAT A FUCKING COWARD, SUCH A PUSSY, JUST FUCKING JAB THAT SHIT) I would pull the needle back and start to try to just do it quick like 50 times, but every time it got close to my skin my arm would pump the brakes real quick lol. so I said ok let me try this a different way. I just put the needle up to my cheek and pressed a little and that shit went right in with no issues lol. I didn't even feel it. . so at this point I'm fucking so excited lol. I pull back the hammer on the needle to make sure I didn't get any blood. I pushed in the fluid slow and waited like 20 or 30 seconds to pull it out. DUDE IM OFFICALLY ON CYCLE!!!!!!!!!!! one of the biggest things I can already tell is I did the shot around 4:30 pm. and by 7 or 8pm I wasn't sore from working out that morning at all. needless to say, I took the shot at 4:30pm and couldn't sleep worth a shit. I was up till like 12:30 and couldn't fall asleep. I finally said fuck it at 5am and went to the gym and tried to kill myself lol. NOTE TO SELF. pin in the morning when you get up not in the afternoon or night lol. if you guys see anything I did wrong please let me know so I can try to do correctly next time.